Penname: Someone [Contact] Real name: Josie
Member Since: 13 Nov 2013
Membership status: Member
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Well, that clears things up a bit, doesn't it? For those of you who don't know, I made the decision nearly a month ago now to delete no fewer than fifty-eight of my ninety-nine drabbles, leaving me with forty-one stories of reasonable quality.

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Summary:

Retelling of New Mistress via a Social Network Profile


Categories: St Scholastika's House
Characters: Kathie Ferrars, Nancy Wilmot, Nell Wilson
School Period: Switzerland
School Name: Chalet School
Genre: Alternate Universe, Friendship, Humour, Romance, Slash
Series: FileSpace
Chapters: 47 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 66862 Read Count: 83699
[Report This] Published: 14 Jun 2011 Updated: 31 Dec 2011
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Date: 30 Nov 2013 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 35

About time I went to sleep, is 5:20 and I can hardly keep my eyes open!

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Date: 30 Nov 2013 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 38 Gossip 16/10/11

Helena Handbasket...hell in a handbasket? Don't know that one, but has a nice ring to it!

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Date: 30 Nov 2013 Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 39 25/10/11 Balloons ...

That WAS an impressive No! Loved it!

Author's Response: Lol thanks

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Date: 30 Nov 2013 Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 40 04/11/11 Twelve days of madness.

Will never sing the old version again!

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Date: 30 Nov 2013 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 41 Roasts and Joints 15/11/11

Whenever I think of 'Joint Head' sounding a bit weird, I always think of Bill and the Abbess having joined heads! (My innocence is being more gradually ruined than that of some of my classmates!)

Author's Response: Lol I used to get that image too as a kid reading it. No rush to lose innocence, it never comes back, hold onto it!

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Date: 30 Nov 2013 Title: Chapter 39: Chapter 42 03/11/11

"Rubber-necked four-flusher" was Evvy, not Corney. (Wait for more Josie and you will find out why I take such an interest in this particular batch if Middles!)

Author's Response: Oops!

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Date: 30 Nov 2013 Title: Chapter 43: Chapter 46 - 24/12/11 Journeys and Christmas Wishes

It should be 00:00! That's what I'd have done!

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Date: 30 Nov 2013 Title: Chapter 45: Chapter 48 Boxing Day

My relatives are really cool, actually, especially my crazy great aunt. My one cousin on my mum's side is a nightmare, though! He teams up with my brother and has disowned me because I'm a girl! Still, at least I'll have the SDL to keep me company this year - I took the Chalet School in Exile last year - seems weird to think that it's nearly one year since I read that book - I think I'll have a One Year of Jo Maynard Day - no, I'll just have a Jo Maynard Day, with lots of romance and Christmas to celebrate! 25 days to go!

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Date: 30 Nov 2013 Title: Chapter 46: Chapter 49 A few messages. 29/12/11

Final chapter! Here goes!

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Date: 30 Nov 2013 Title: Chapter 47: Chapter 50 31/12/11 The End

First big epic I've ever read. Is 7:17 and I haven't had a wink of sleep. Ah, well, I'm not in the least bit tired! :) =D Smiley face time!

Author's Response: Oh dear! Hope you caught that sleep up another time! Thanks glad you enjoyed.

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Date: 23 Dec 2013 Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 39 25/10/11 Balloons ...

Does Joey even know what the "certain items" are, because she doesn't seem to be a great user of them?! (Mind you, if she and Jack DO use them, the whole point is that no-one can tell... Perhaps they actually do it every other night!) :-D

Author's Response: She was catholic in a time when contraception of any kind was forbidden, so I'm sure she'd know but wouldn't use. She likes big families too, so even more reason not to.

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Date: 23 Dec 2013 Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 40 04/11/11 Twelve days of madness.

12 days of POINTY THINGS?! WTF?! And I still don't understand the bird remark - is that on the same theme as Nell and Dickie bird watching?

Author's Response: In joke of the time. Abi and I were messing around.

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Date: 23 Dec 2013 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 41 Roasts and Joints 15/11/11

What's a jointhead?

Author's Response: Made up word probably knowing me !

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Date: 23 Dec 2013 Title: Chapter 42: Chapter 45 Last Day of Term 23/12/11

Right, I give up. "Sally GRTM". What does "GRTM" stand for?

Author's Response: Go Round The Moon

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Date: 11 Jan 2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 : Kathy joins FileSpace

Can I borrow FileSpace? I have a plot bunny for a similar story.

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Date: 13 Mar 2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 : Kathy joins FileSpace

Hi, back again! Third time through! This time, it's my thereapy for the end of T&M! I'll have to break the habit of reviewing every chapter now! (Although I have immediately broken the habit of starting every review with "Er."!)

Author's Response: Thank you for enjoying it enough to read it that often! I'm hoping to have some new updates soon.

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Date: 15 Mar 2014 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Kathys Filespace Photos

LOL! Photo wars! It's a pity they all show blank on my phone, though. And on the school computers. :(

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Date: 15 Mar 2014 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 August

LOL! She seems to be most active around 2AM...

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Date: 17 Mar 2014 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Oooh, romance already!

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Date: 31 Dec 2014 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Kathys Filespace Photos

Do these photos show up on anything? Not my phone, not my tablet (Tesco Hudl), not my laptop, nor the school computers. The thing is, it's kind of hard to appreciate the humour if I can't see what the pictures show. :(

Author's Response: They did at the time, and should still but can't remember where they are to show you, sorry. There was a blurred picture of people on a night out in oxford, with glittery wigs on, a tree with no one in it, some chimps from monkey world and can't remember what else. The replies do give an idea of the tyoe of picture at least. :-)

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Date: 27 Jan 2015 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 25 Private Chat

LOL! I have only just noticed that you put "Facebook" once instead of "FileSpace"!

Author's Response: I'm amazed it's only once !!

Where You Belong by jayj Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

More about Nancy and Kathie: a play, a snowball fight, and some family problems.


Categories: Ste Therese's House
Characters: Kathie Ferrars, Nancy Wilmot, OC
School Period: Switzerland
School Name: Chalet School
Genre: Romance
Series: Throwing Caution into the Blaze
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16125 Read Count: 17278
[Report This] Published: 15 Jun 2011 Updated: 15 Jun 2011
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Date: 04 May 2014 Title: Chapter 8: A cosy afternoon - I

jayj! You muppet! ;-)

Sweet Mary-Lou by Nightwing Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Mary-Lou has to deal with some unwanted attention.


Categories: St Clare's House
Characters: Mary-Lou Trelawney, Vi Lucy
School Period: Future
School Name: Chalet School
Genre: Humour
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 691 Read Count: 2595
[Report This] Published: 16 Jun 2011 Updated: 16 Jun 2011
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Date: 08 Mar 2014 Title: Chapter 1: Sweet Mary-Lou

Is that a real song?

Author's Response:

Yup! I think it's been covered by various artists; the one that I'm most familiar with is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLkCWT2neuI.

An Oddment by Eleanore Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 14]
Summary:

Emphasis on the odd. What happens when Nancy and Kathie keep poor innocent CBBers awake.


Categories: St Clare's House
Characters: CBB member, Kathie Ferrars, Nancy Wilmot
School Period: None
School Name: Chalet School
Genre: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1386 Read Count: 8915
[Report This] Published: 19 Jun 2011 Updated: 22 Jun 2011
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Date: 03 Mar 2014 Title: Chapter 1: Yibble from Nancy and Kathie

Oh! Yes, you keep them on tight reins, Eleanore! I know what characters can be like!

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Date: 03 Mar 2014 Title: Chapter 3: Late nights on the CBB

I love the Muppets!