NANCY_W: Sleeping like that is not normal. KATHIE! ::shove::
KATHIE_F: Ow! Help, Nance! What happened?
NANCY_W: Umm, you... fell out of bed. Never mind that now, come and look at this.
KATHIE_F: Easy for you to say 'never mind', you weren't the one that just got attacked by the floor. What am I supposed to be looking at?
KATHIE_F: It's a computer. So what?
NANCY_W: Not that - look at what's on the screen. It's about us. We're in another story.
KATHIE_F: Well, I don't think much of it so far. I report to Hilda and go to bed? Thrilling.
NANCY_W: I'm assuming there is going to be more. Someone's just knocked at your door. I expect that'll be significant.
KATHIE_F: I still don't care. I'm going back to bed.
NANCY_W: Someone's not at their best at 3am, are they?
KATHIE_F: No, you're decidedly irritating at 3am. Shut up and let me sleep.
NANCY_W: Kathie, come here and look at this!
NANCY_W: Kathie, come on, I know you're not asleep.
NANCY_W: If you were really asleep you'd be snoring.
KATHIE_F: I do not snore! You take that back, Nancy Wilmot!
NANCY_W: See, I knew you were awake. Come here and look at this.
KATHIE_F: I looked already.
NANCY_W: Not that, something else.
KATHIE_F: How about I stay here with my eyes closed and you just tell me about it?
NANCY_W: Everything we say is appearing on the screen.
NANCY_W: I told you. Come and look.
KATHIE_F: ::looks:: Huh.
NANCY_W: What do you suppose it is?
KATHIE_F: How should I know? I was asleep! When did it start?
NANCY_W: ::scrolls up:: Umm, it seems to have started when I was- You know what, I don't think it's important when it started.
KATHIE_F: Let me see.
NANCY_W: ::scrolls down, very quickly:: You were right, we should go back to bed, never mind all this, we really need our sleep-
KATHIE_F: Nancy Wilmot, you get out of the way right now and let me see! ::scrolls up::
NANCY_W: Kathie, my love, don't be mad-
KATHIE_F: You pushed me out of bed.
NANCY_W: I was just trying to wake you.
KATHIE_F: By pushing me out of bed.
NANCY_W: You're very difficult to wake, you know.
KATHIE_F: So you pushed me out of bed?
NANCY_W: What else was I supposed to do?
KATHIE_F: Not push me out of bed?
NANCY_W: Kathie, darling, please shut up about the bed.
ELEANORE_L: Both of you shut up. It's 3am, for goodness sake. Don't you people sleep? All I can hear is you constantly yapping away, and I really wish you wouldn't. I get up at 5am, can't your conversation wait until then?
KATHIE_F: ::points:: It's her fault.
NANCY_W: It was not. It was your fault.
KATHIE_F: No, it wasn't.
NANCY_W: Yes, it was.
KATHIE_F: It wasn't.
NANCY_W: It was.
ELEANORE_L: Do you want me to write a scene where you smother each other with the pillows?
KATHIE_F: You wouldn't!
NANCY_W: Would you?
ELEANORE_L: Do you really want to find out?
KATHIE_F: Goodnight, Nancy.
NANCY_W: Goodnight, Kathie.
KATHIE_F: Don't I get a kiss?
NANCY_W: Only if I get one too.
KATHIE_F: And don't I get a-
ELEANORE_L: ::types:: Nancy and Kathie fall asleep instantly and don't wake up for at least seven hours, no matter what happens. ::ponders setting fire to the School while they're asleep:: ::decides to save that for next time::